–by Dr. Jeff Whitworth
Q: What was the spider doing on the computer?
A: Just searching the web!
A man hears a knock at the door. When he opens the door there is a snail looking at him. He picks up the snail and walks to his back door and throws it into his back yard.
Five years later the man hears a knock at his door. When he opens the door the snail is back and says “what the heck was that all about?”