Kansas State University


Extension Entomology

Bug Jokes of the Week

–by Dr. Jeff Whitworth



Q: Why was the baby ant confused?

A:   Because all his uncles were ants.



Q: Why did the lice fall off the toilet seat?

A: Because they all got pissed off.

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