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Bug Jokes of the Week

— Dr. Jeff Whitworth

Q: I just won a Halloween contest dressed as a bee! It was so exciting that I am still “buzzed” about it!

 

Q: What is worse than a worm in your apple?

A: half a worm

 

Q: What do spiders order at a restaurant?

A: French flies

Q: What can be on the ground and a hundred feet in the air at the same time?

A: A centipede on its back

 

 

Bug Joke of the Week

–by Dr. Jeff Whitworth

Q: What was the spider doing on the computer?

A: Just searching the web!

 

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A man hears a knock at the door. When he opens the door there is a snail looking at him. He picks up the snail and walks to his back door and throws it into his back yard.

 

Five years later the man hears a knock at his door. When he opens the door the snail is back and says “what the heck was that all about?”

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