— Dr. Jeff Whitworth
Q: I just won a Halloween contest dressed as a bee! It was so exciting that I am still “buzzed” about it!
Q: What is worse than a worm in your apple?
A: half a worm
Q: What do spiders order at a restaurant?
A: French flies
Q: What can be on the ground and a hundred feet in the air at the same time?
A: A centipede on its back