–by Raymond Cloyd — Horticultural Entomology AND Jeff Whitworth — Field Crops

Q:  What Do You Call A Beetle That Can Dance?
A:  A Jitterbug

Q: What kind of worms make the best carpenters?
A: Inch Worms.

Q: How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
A: Tickle it in the middle and see which end giggles.