–by Sharon Schroll
A man had a pet centipede. He said, “centipede, go get the paper and make it snappy!”
A half an hour later the man went outside and said, “I thought I told you to get the paper a half an hour ago!”
“Well, I had to put on my shoes,” said the centipede.
–by Raymond Cloyd — Horticultural Entomology
Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?
A: They got married in the spring.
–by Dr. Jeff Whitworth — Field Crops
A: Bugs Bunny.
A: We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
–by Dr. Raymond Cloyd — Horticultural Entomology
Q: What kind of petroleum do snails use?
A: Shell!
–by Sharon Schroll
–by Sharon Schroll
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
–by Raymond Cloyd — Horticultural Entomology
Q: What do moths study In school?
A: Mothematics
–by Dr. Raymond Cloyd — Horticultural Entomology
Q: What kind of car does a bug drive?
A: VW beetle
–by Sharon Schroll
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A: A honey bunny!
–by Sharon Schroll
Q: What’s green and jumps a mile per minute?
A: A grasshopper with the hiccups!
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