— Dr. Jeff Whitworth
Q: I just won a Halloween contest dressed as a bee! It was so exciting that I am still “buzzed” about it!
Q: What is worse than a worm in your apple?
A: half a worm
Q: What do spiders order at a restaurant?
A: French flies
Q: What can be on the ground and a hundred feet in the air at the same time?
A: A centipede on its back
–by Dr. Raymond Cloyd
Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?
A: He/she was afraid of the world-wide WEB J
–by Raymond Cloyd
Q: What do bees brush their hair with?
A: A honey comb
Q: How does a young bee (larva) get to school?
A: On a school BUZZ
–by Dr. Jeff Whitworth
Q: Why was the baby ant confused?
A: Because all his uncles were ants.
Q: Why did the lice fall off the toilet seat?
A: Because they all got pissed off.
–by Dr. Jeff Whitworth
Broad wing Katydid Eggs.
Thank you Kiffnie Holt for the answer!
–by Dr. Jeff Whitworth
Q: What was the spider doing on the computer?
A: Just searching the web!
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A man hears a knock at the door. When he opens the door there is a snail looking at him. He picks up the snail and walks to his back door and throws it into his back yard.
Five years later the man hears a knock at his door. When he opens the door the snail is back and says “what the heck was that all about?”
–by Dr. Raymond Cloyd
Q: What do you call a cricket that takes pictures?
A: A shutterbug
–by Dr. Jeff Whitworth
Did you hear about the 2 bed bugs that met in the mattress?
A: They got married in the spring
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Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
A: Because it was a Moth Ball
–by Dr. Raymond Cloyd
Q: What is the first item that goes through a male bugs mind when it hits your windshield?
A: His ass (butt)!
–by Dr. Raymond Cloyd
Q: What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A: Newly-webs.
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